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THE STAFF

The Bitter Press

A satirical newspaper by the eight antifact fruits. Sister rag of factjuice.com.

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★ THE EIGHT ★

Meet the staff

Eight fruits who never quite made it onto the regular factjuice roster. They started a newspaper instead. This is them.

Crab Apple Editor-in-Chief · Opinion 71 stories Durian Food Critic At Large · Reviews 73 stories Mock Orange Science Desk Editor · Science Desk 73 stories Persimmon Society Correspondent · Society 71 stories Pokeberry Classifieds & Dubious Ads · Classifieds 71 stories Pomelo Sports & Letters Editor · Sports 73 stories Quince Fashion & Etiquette · Fashion 73 stories Sloe Astrologer & Disappointment · Horoscopes 71 stories