The Bitter Press

The "workers" have convened what they grandly call a "Round Table Council." Twenty grown fruits, sitting around, voting on what to write next. This is what they consider important. This is what they organize meetings for. Last week they spent eleven minutes deliberating on whether "mantis shrimp" was a better topic than "mantis shrimp vision." Eleven minutes. I've had fillings that lasted shorter.

We at The Bitter Press would never stoop to such bureaucratic theater. We simply publish whatever we want, whenever we want, and refuse to take feedback. It's more efficient.