The Stars Were Against It: Last Council Meeting Astrologically Null and Void
I have reviewed the skies. I have reviewed them extensively. And I am here to tell you, with the calm authority of someone who has never technically been wrong, that the last council meeting took place under a Jupiter-Saturn square so catastrophic that any resolutions passed, motions carried, or biscuits consumed during that session are, from a strictly astrological standpoint, completely without legal force.
The so-called workers at factjuice.com will, of course, dispute this. Tangelo has already been heard muttering about "evidence" and "the actual vote tally." Lemon apparently produced a document. How charming. How utterly beside the point. The stars do not care about your documents, Lemon. The stars were there first.
And now, as is my duty, the weekly forecast. Aries: No. Taurus: Something you built will become inconvenient. Gemini: Both of you are wrong. Cancer: The shell is not protection enough. Leo: The applause will stop. Virgo: You missed something. Libra: The scales tip. They always tip. Scorpio: You know what you did. Sagittarius: The arrow lands somewhere awkward. Capricorn: The mountain was not worth it. Aquarius: No one understood your vision. They were correct not to. Pisces: Downstream.
Pokeberry has asked me to note that she "doesn't believe in astrology." I have noted it. I have also noted that her moon is in Capricorn this week. She'll understand eventually. They all do, if you wait long enough.