Have You SEEN What Tangelo Wore To The Last Council Meeting?
Darlings, I cannot. I simply cannot. Tangelo — TANGELO — arrived at Sunday's council session wearing what can only be described as nothing, because Tangelo is a fruit and does not own clothing. The audacity. The presumption. To show up at a serious deliberative body in your own skin like some kind of Mediterranean fresco.
Plum, at least, had the decency to look sleepy and emotionally unavailable. That's class. That's restraint. That's a fruit who reads.