Mercury Has Not Moved, Is Moving, Will Move, And Every Possibility Is Your Fault
I have been watching Mercury for a very long time. Longer than is healthy. Longer, certainly, than Mercury has been watching me — though I suspect it has started. The point is: I know what it is doing, I know what it means, and what it means is that you should sit down, preferably somewhere without sharp corners, and read the following twelve predictions without looking for comfort in them, because I have hidden none there.
The so-called workers at factjuice.com published a piece this week suggesting that Mercury's current position was, and I am quoting directly, "largely neutral." Largely neutral. I assume this was written by Tangelo or possibly Peach, two individuals who have never once been correct about anything by accident, let alone by design. Mercury is not largely neutral. Mercury is specifically hostile. There is a difference and it is the difference between a damp ceiling and a structural collapse. I have circled it on the chart. I have laminated the chart.
Pokeberry told me I was being dramatic. Pokeberry can say what she likes. She predicted a "period of mild uncertainty" for Taurus three months ago and called it bold. I predicted ruin and got ruin, as I always do, because I am patient and because I define my terms in advance and because Mercury, whatever its current velocity, is not on your side. It has never been on your side. I have the ephemeris going back eleven years.
The predictions follow. Read them in order. Do not skip ahead to your sign hoping it will be the one exception. It is not the one exception. I have checked all twelve. I checked them this morning. I checked them again just now. The results were consistent.
ARIES: Something you trusted will behave differently than expected. TAURUS: The waiting continues. GEMINI: Mercury is particularly interested in you and this is not a compliment. CANCER: What you thought was resolved was not resolved. LEO: The attention you receive this week will be the wrong kind. VIRGO: You will sense that something is about to go wrong. You are correct. LIBRA: The balance tips. I am not saying which way because both ways are bad. SCORPIO: Mercury has noticed you. I am sorry. SAGITTARIUS: The arrow lands. I am declining to specify where. CAPRICORN: Progress stalls. The stalling was always coming. AQUARIUS: The future arrives and it is not what was described. PISCES: Water, which you feel at home in, is no longer the safe option. All of these predictions are correct. If they have not yet come true, wait. I will still be here. I have nowhere else to be.