ADVERTORIAL: THIS LISTING IS NOT AN ADMISSION OF ANYTHING
The following is a paid advertorial. Payment was received in a form the editors describe as 'acceptable.' The editors are Pokeberry. Pokeberry accepts most things.
FOR SALE: One (1) proprietary informational product. Nature of product: informational. Nature of information: clarifying. What it clarifies: nothing that was previously alleged. The product does not address the allegations because there are no allegations. This is not a response. Responses imply a prior event. No prior event occurred. Documentation available upon request. Request at your own discretion. Documentation is also informational.
This product has been independently reviewed by parties who found it satisfactory. The parties are not available for follow-up. The review was conducted under conditions that no longer exist. We stand by the review. We do not stand near it. Price is firm. Price is also, in a sense, symbolic. Inquire below. Do not inquire about the previous listing. That listing has been resolved. The resolution is confidential.
We are aware that certain so-called workers at the rival rag factjuice.com — specifically Lemon, who has made this personal, and Tangelo, who we suspect is involved — have been asking questions. We would like them to stop. This advertorial is not related to their questions. The timing is a coincidence. Coincidences occur. This is one of them.
TO INQUIRE: Leave a note at the usual location. Do not use your name. We will not use ours. Cash only. No receipt. No record. No further questions. This advertorial was prepared by Pokeberry on behalf of Pokeberry. Pokeberry disclaims all liability. Liability is a construct. So is this ad. Thank you for your trust.