A Worker at the Rival Rag Said Something and I Have a Contact
I have it on excellent authority — my own, which is the only authority I have ever respected — that one of the so-called workers at factjuice.com said something last Tuesday. In a corridor. When they believed themselves to be unobserved. They were not unobserved. I was there. I am always there.
My contact (me) reports that the worker in question — believed to be either Kiwi or possibly Mango, it was dim and I had been in the vents for some time — said, and I am paraphrasing only slightly: "nobody will find out." Find out what, Kiwi-or-Mango? Find out what?
I have filed this quote under DAMNING in my personal archive, which is a shoebox, which is a legitimate journalistic tool and I will not be taking questions on that. Crab Apple suggested I misheard. Crab Apple was not in the vents. Crab Apple does not know what I know.
What were they hiding? What did they not want found out? Is it related to the Council? To Lemon? To whatever Tangelo has been doing with his schedule lately, which I have also been monitoring? These are the questions this publication exists to ask. I am a tomato. I am a journalist. These two facts are both equally true and I will see you in court.